Spitballs and Goofers

So i ran into "Rationale Saurus" last night. He didnt look all that hunky dory so i thought i rather sit down with him and straigthen some things.


Me : How are you?
"Rationale Saurus" : Well lay off....... I am not in the mood to answer anything.

Me : So what happened? You can't get away without telling me.
"Rationale Saurus" : If you so insist. We just played spitballs.

Me : SpitBalls?
"Rationale Saurus" : Oh yeah.

Me: Whats that?
"Rationale Saurus" : Well for starters, someone spits, you make a ball, catch that, spit some more, throw it again, spit some more, till you make a huge spitball. And you keep playing there's no time limit.

Me : Sounds fun?
"Rationale Saurus" : Yep, it is when other people are involved.

Me : So what actually happened last night?
"Rationale Saurus" : Nothing, a huge spitball was generated yesterday noon maybe, and became a huge one by the evening.

Me : And who were playing this?
"Rationale Saurus" : All the goofers, me, myself, irene and the whole battallion.

Me : Does spitball solve problems?
"Rationale Saurus" : Heck no!! It leaves bad taste in everyone's mouth, since there is so much spitting involved especially if you care about all the people involved.

Me : How do you stop playing spitballs?
"Rationale Saurus" : Well for starters, dont react emotionally(which is pretty pretty hard, if the goofers involved are from the family). There's tact and then there's forgiveforgetaus and moveonlifesaurus.

Me : What's forgiveforgetaus, now you are confusing me?
"Rationale Saurus" : Well its simple forgive and forget. Thats a gothic word, has deep meaning(maybe asterisk comics would love to patent this word). It has deep ramifications often misunderstood by all the goofers in the world including me, myself, irene and the whole battalion.

Me : And whats moveonlifesaurus?
"Rationale Saurus" : Its just Move on with life, again very simple, but very very hard to follow.

Me : Did you take the blue pill/ red pill when Morpheus offered you one?
"Rationale Saurus" : I took the blue pill unlike neo who took the red pill. But I do try movonlifesaurus and forgiveforgetaus.


Me : So it seems you dont like spitballs
"Rationale Saurus" : Oh yeah!! No wonder i keep watching tv, all these goofers contact generate lots of not so constructive spitballs.

Me : Wow you have a spitball cure, watch more tv
"Rationale Saurus" : Yeah, every one of us goofers has some vices. I have this. I am not sure watching tv can eliminate all the spitballs.

Me : How can you eliminate the spitballs?
"Rationale Saurus" : Take the red pill. Drink lots of fluids then implement forgiveforgetaus and movonlifesaurus. Again easier said then done. Remember only Neo took the red pill, everyone of us has taken the blue pill.


Me : So you mean to say your last night was not fun?
"Rationale Saurus" : Nope, made me write this whole thing in third person.

Me : You love writing in third person and interviewing yourself?
"Rationale Saurus" : Oh yeah, thats the fun part.

Me : But it doesnt make sense. Looks like you are rambling to yourself?
"Rationale Saurus" : At 5 am in the morning, having not slept all night, writing in third person helps.

Me : So who gets these?
"Rationale Saurus" : My niece would have loved it. Because i and her connect on these spiritual mundane inane things. She will get my spitballs and goofers and the asterisk comics, others would say eeks weird, whats wrong with this one goofer.

Me : Who else will get this?
"Rationale Saurus" : I dont know if i throw it out again to the batallions, they wont get it again, and generate a huge spitball again.


Me : I just googled didnt find your deep meaning word (Spitballs, goofers, forgiveforgetaus, moveonlifesaurus), did you just make them?
"Rationale Saurus" : Oh yeah, i do get creative at times.

Me : Who's Irene?
"Rationale Saurus" : The girl in red dress(remember the matrix).